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Pumping up a cactus

Hermit Crabapple Tree

The discovery of asparagus.

"This hotel room must be dry. There's a cactus growing out of my suitcase."

'I'd forgotten how lovely it looks outside!'

"I hear you helped make the stuffing. I like raisins."

Summer wants.

"A cactus! Darling, you're such a romantic..."

David Bellamy

"A laser blaster turns pesky little boys into ferns! Now that would be a cool school supply."

'Ok, so we agree that we're going to throw them into the cactus.'

The Joshua Tree

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Depressed Cactus

"Some of my peonies go back to 1872."

Poinsettia

"If you ask me, you can't go wrong with this beautiful bouquet of marijuana."

Cactus Man.

The animal and plant kingdoms unite to send to you Season's Greetings.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Now, that's my kind of gardener: somebody who grows dandelions! I love dandelions..."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

'This corner of the garden's a bit of a subtropical micro-climate actually...'

"What makes you think he's new in town?"

"They are very realistic, you would never guess that they were rubber."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Wally, meet Doris. Doris, Wally. Wally is a forester.'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

'Are your arms getting tired?'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Are they wet?"