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'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Look! No hands!"

'I blame global warming!'

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

"Set already!"

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Rating the Sunset

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

Jasper's Limo Service.

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

Custer's Last Rollo

"Happy slime trails to you, until we meet again!"

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Well, the drought is over."

Depressed Cactus

Ship in a Bottle

Gunswinger

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

The painting Painter

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Over there - an island!"

'Prance! Prance I say!'

Mountain goat looking through view finder.

'Here come the summer people.'