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'Go on without me. . . I'm only slowing you down.'

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"Look! No hands!"

"Geez, from way up here it almost looks like there’s hope for humanity."

'I blame global warming!'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Rating the Sunset

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

"Set already!"

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Jasper's Limo Service.

'Boy, these vast grassy plains are great, but some shade in full Summer would be good too...'

'It's not really rsutling, it's rebranding."

Gwendolyn found herself deep in the Lake district,

"Now that's what I call a high definition display.".

"It's a letter from the council, about our window box."

'On behalf of the park I'm going to have to charge you an artist's modeling fee.'

Ship in a Bottle

The painting Painter

Custer's Last Rollo

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Depressed Cactus

Jesse wished the kids would just get it over with and guess all the wrong letters in his name.

"Well, the drought is over."

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Gunswinger

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

'You're kidding me right: You can't really see the ocean from up here, can you?'

'Prance! Prance I say!'

'Yes Dad, it's a wonderful view, but do you need to point it out every single day?'

'Here come the summer people.'

"Over there - an island!"

'Any gunslingers in your family? You're certainly 'Quick on the draw'.'