Desert Aficionado T-Shirts

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

"Puberty's not all it's cracked up to be. For one, you can't play with balloons..."

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Thanks for the invitation, but I can never seem to find the energy to party...'

Mountain climbers find a family picnicing on top of the mountain

"I like to come prepared for meetings."

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'The only game my Dad knows is playing possum.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

Drawing on an island.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Ship in a Bottle

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Father maybe gone some time.'

Someone has had a hard day!

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"