Desert Lovers T-Shirts

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

Tourists

'WD-40 un-sticks things that should move and duct tape makes things that shouldn't move, stop.'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The americanisation of vulture.

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Mohammad's motors

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

Climbing with the baby

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

SPOONING CACTI

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Swamp gas

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"..Not cloudy all day."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."