Quirky Desert Lovers T-Shirts

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Valet park only"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"He's the strong, silent type."

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

"Are they wet?"

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Her and her silicone implants!'

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

'We may well be looking at the straw that broke the camel's back.'