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"That's right—a gallon of sparkling and a gallon of still. Are you ready for the credit card?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

'Pretzel?'

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

'I blame global warming!'

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The americanisation of vulture.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'Straight on, you can't miss it.'

"Seriously, I'm not lost: I'm a travel writer..."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Depressed Cactus

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"