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'Arizona sense of humor.'

"Wait a minute... Vultures don't fly south for the winter!"

"Peweeew! Drop your arms, please. Your arm pits are foul."

"They have so many varieties that I can't decide which one I want."

Desert Crawler

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

Ship in a Bottle

'I hope we get rescued too, but I'm not looking forward to the embarrassment.'

'Yeah, I've been stocking up!'

'What do you fancy tonight, Indian or Italian?'

'That's right kiddo: The precious cargo my grandfather and his friends used to carry across the desert was salt...'

"Are they wet?"

'Just how big is this friggin' sand trap?'

'It's OK Darling, you're too young to have seen this before: It's called rain...'

'OK. So who's the wiseguy who just wants water?'

'There — why don't you ask him for directions?'

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"Just a little while longer, sir."

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

Porcupine falls in love with a cactus

Next mirage - 3pm.

"Yeah? Well, I thought you brought a ball."

Cash Machine

Tourists

"So, the Scharfs have an atoll. Big deal."

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'I blame global warming!'

Cactus seats.

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

The americanisation of vulture.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'