Desert Admirer T-Shirts

Snail on a cactus.

Depressed Cactus

'Are your arms getting tired?'

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

Man in desert, sign reads: Heat, dust flies for next 200km.

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'Well, the desert can't be too far away!'

"I got a manicure."

Tourists

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Valet park only"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Sand danger

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Rating the Sunset

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

"All I see is more trees."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Worst stand trap ever!'