Desert Admirer Gifts

Snail on a cactus.

Depressed Cactus

'Are your arms getting tired?'

"I liked this camel. I'm gonna miss him. I'm getting all choked up."

'I'm just sayin', we're supposed to be harbingers of death, Jerry, so take off that stupid hat!'

Man in desert, sign reads: Heat, dust flies for next 200km.

'Inexpensive organic food! ... Inexpensive organic food!'

Sally didn't know art, but she knew what she liked.

'Well, the desert can't be too far away!'

"I got a manicure."

Tourists

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"We have all the brochures, but we can't decide if we want to die on Mt. Everest or Mt. McKinley."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Jeff realised it was probably time to discontinue his subscription to 'Office Plant of the Month'.

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

'This is you, enlarged.'

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"It is just as the Oracle foretold!"

Rating the Sunset

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Distance to horizon varies.

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

Tourist and Butterfly and Goat

Mountain Dads