Quirky Desert Lovers Mugs

Fences Make Good Neighbors.

The americanisation of vulture.

"Valet park only"

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'If it wasn't for you darling - I think I would go crazy!'

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

Ship in a Bottle

'Uh, Jake, I believe that should be 'and the skies are not cloudy all day,' not 'and we pour ourselves more Chardonnary.''

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

Proposed Site for New Three Storey Mirage

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

"Personally I think he over does the self grooming."

'Welcome to Arizona,,,bring your own water'

"He's the strong, silent type."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

'Swimming back to the mainland to see some football game is stupid. Besides you're so out of shape, you wouldn't get 10 feet.'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Her and her silicone implants!'

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

'You go ahead. I just don't feel like drinking this afternoon ...'

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

Desert - Steep Hill sign.

"Are they wet?"

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

'That's all very well - but just suppose everybody decided to take 'just one bloody miserable bucket of sand'?'

'…dial tone…dial tone…dial tone…'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."