Desert Lovers Mugs

SPF-30 Sunscreen Lotion

'Hey, I know! -- We can dig a basement and wait till it floods!'

Tourists

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Uh, Dad - My wife thinks she and I should have a mountain of our own.'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"Valet park only"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

SPOONING CACTI

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

Climbing with the baby

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Sand danger

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Swamp gas

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"The Cheshire Cactus"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

"I've just about had it with these corporate retreats."

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'