Deserted Destination Lover Mugs

"Promise me if I get amorous you'll push me in?"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Emergency Phone.

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

The americanisation of vulture.

Saved...life is good!

"Valet park only"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Public footpath on a desert island.

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

"Is it just me, right, is it just me ...?"

"It's from an American company that wants to do some outsourcing!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Best friends without borders.

"It's Friday the 13th. I feel lucky!"

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Rats! The GPS-coordinates don't match any known oasis: it must be a mirage...'

"I'm starting up a concierge medicine practice. You in?"

Shipwrecked Ventriloquist.

"So, it's decided, the party will be on the tenth and BYO drinks as usual..."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

Drawing on an island.

Castaway on a desert island with one tree finds a hammock.

"I suppose the first thing to do is form an escape committee."

'If you ask me the time again, I'll punch you!'

'Goodness me, Graham! I didn't think you had musical bone in your body!'

Desert Island Bagpipes

Desert Island Books