Deserted Paradise Seeker Mugs

'You're looking scrumptious today.'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

Emergency Phone.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Santa Claus You Are Welcome.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Saved...life is good!

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"Yes, I'm alone."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'I can't stand his 'holier than thou' attitude.'

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

'Camel'

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Distance to horizon varies.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."