Deserted Adventure Lover T-Shirts

'Good night, Paul, and remember, tomorrow we're celebrating our three-hundredth day of sanity.'

Tourists

"They're comfortable."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"Valet park only"

Wild Weather Ride - 2005.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

The Arabian version of a sandpit,kids playing on grass in the desert.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

Easter Island Rock Climber

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

Ship in a Bottle

Desert crawler following water

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

"Maybe we should follow that guy..."

'Boy it's hot today!'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.