Deserted Adventurers T-Shirts

'It's an absentee ballot for the last election.'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Are we broke yet?'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Mohammad's motors

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Desert Dermatologist

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

SPOONING CACTI

'This is you, enlarged.'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Tourist in the desert

"The Cheshire Cactus"

Please help. Always in the wrong place at the wrong time.

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'

'No! we're not lost! And I don't mind asking directions! I'll ask the next guy that walks pass!'