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"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Goldfish bowl on raft...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

A little bird told me...

The americanisation of vulture.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

The Unhappy King

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"Valet park only"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Proposal

Tourist

Oedipus

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

Speech

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

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