Desert Dancer T-Shirts

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Tourists in Egypt

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

The americanisation of vulture.

Black Belt/Yellow Belt/Green Belt/No Belt.

You can breed these if the environment is right.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Valet park only"

A Tumble Cow

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

Tourist

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

SPOONING CACTI

The Stripper

100k Desert Crawl

"That explains all the cavities."