Desert Dancer Pillows

"That's what's great about living in the desert: We can dance like nobody's watching..."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

Tourists in Egypt

The americanisation of vulture.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

You can breed these if the environment is right.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Valet park only"

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Tourist

"Perhaps it wasn't so wise to bring Frosty along!"

SPOONING CACTI

The Stripper

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."

"You're getting close. This is the gift shop."

100k Desert Crawl

"That explains all the cavities."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."