Desert Artist Pillows

Desert crawler following water

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

(Camel paintings)

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

A Tumble Cow

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

"I love your work!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Public footpath on a desert island.

SPOONING CACTI

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

Art of Surviving

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

"Fire one shot if you find a waterhole or two for a coffeeshop."

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Santa Claus delivers present to man stranded on desert island.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

Distance to horizon varies.