Desert Researcher Pillows

Oasis - Vultures destroy Sign.

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

'Are we broke yet?'

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'I'd hire you, but the word is going around you guys are practically extinct!'

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Just a little seasoning...

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'This it is, Ferguson! Finally, we found the legendary, mysterious snowmen crematory!'

Desert Dermatologist

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

A guy in the desert changing a flat tire, while the spare tire also get damaged.

Sand danger

'Sometimes I wish I had never sold my camels!'

"You couldn't just stop and ask directions, could you?"

By modifying the sidewinder's technique, the desert roller is able to cover great distances at high speeds.

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

'Good grief! Who CARES where our tails begin?'