Desert Discoverer Pillows

'It's full of tea!'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

(Camel paintings)

Tourists in Egypt

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

Cactus seats.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Are we broke yet?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

A Tumble Cow

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Just a little seasoning...