Desert Discoverer Gifts

'It's full of tea!'

Tourists

"It better not be any of that over oaked chardonnay."

Grand Canyon. What's so great about the Grand Canyon?...Most of it's missing!

(Camel paintings)

"Just don’t tell the other vultures. I’ll never hear the end of it."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Tourists in Egypt

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Cactus seats.

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

'Are we broke yet?'

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

'I need a life saving app. I need a life saving app.'

Travellers with a developer: 'I see ski slopes.'

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

"Wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . . wa-wa. . ."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

Mohammad's motors

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

A Tumble Cow

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'