Desert Artist Mugs

Desert crawler following water

(Camel paintings)

"We really need more perennials? Aren't my weeds and crabgrass enough?"

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

A desert island with a knotted palm tree

'I'm so bored - nothing ever happens around here!'

"I don't know if I can do 'Gilmore Girls' today. I'm not sure I'm feeling up for anything involving witty yet poignant repartee."

Tourists in Egypt

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Camel rider sees sign stating: The Next Mirage 16 miles.

"Seriously, I used to be the staff of a guy named Moses, man the stories I could tell..."

'Yeah, but if it's NOT a mirage, maybe we can find Mapquest on it!'

A Tumble Cow

Saved...life is good!

"Yes, I'm alone."

Saguaro Cactus Regrets.

Northeastern Deer/Southwestern Deer

"Oooh. . . I've got sand under my wrappings and it's so itchy. . !!"

"I love your work!"

The Canoga Forest - coming soon: The Conoga Desert.

Cactus with muscles and dumb-bells on ground.

"Water balloons... water balloons..."

Public footpath on a desert island.

Art of Surviving

'Calm down...it's probably just another mirage.'

SPOONING CACTI

"That's 'Help' with an 'H'."

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Ed is upset because he didn't get the promotion he had promised himself.

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

"Sometimes it's hard to believe all this was formed by natural erosion."

'Camel'

Distance to horizon varies.

"Best idea I ever had, those murals."