Desert Jogger T-Shirts

Finish line.

Tourists

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

(Camel paintings)

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

The americanisation of vulture.

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

31. 19. 55.7.

City Marathon.

"OK, ready to go again?"

Tourists in Egypt

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

Running

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"Eat my dust!"

Canada Goose Jackets

Dog stretching before a walk.

Robot Jogger

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."