Desert Jogger Mugs

Finish line.

Tourists

'My feet are killing me.'

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Damn. I think I missed the turn for Bethlehem."

(Camel paintings)

'Run, run, as fast as you can!'

Freedom comes at a cost. We must be willing to pay the ultimate price. Retail.

"They met in the express-checkout lane at the A.&P. and have slowed down only occasionally ever since."

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Twenty years ago I began jogging five miles a day - could you tell me where I am?'

'Of course I stretched first. That's how I hurt myself.'

"Only three more miles and tonight we're good for tiramisu!"

"I'm weighed down with so many gadgets, I'll need a push to start me off."

"Eat my dust!"

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"I work out in preparation for being out of shape for the next 30 years."

"You can't compare apples and oranges because oranges have longer legs."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

City Marathon.

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

Running

Canada Goose Jackets

NYer uploaded by mod - "Come look, hon! We just got a new cactus!"

Dog stretching before a walk.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I have to rest. The 'check engine' light on my activity tracker just came on."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."