Desert Drama Lover Gifts

"Water my ass! Somebody git' me a cheeseburger!"

"Before you chop off my head, don't you think we should see a counsellor?"

Cut!

"All our extras are ex-soccer players - they're the best at dramatically faking injuries."

"Hey, remember a few days ago, when all this was unacceptable?"

A little bird told me...

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

Goldfish bowl on raft...

"We're never going to resolve this if you won't get your own sword."

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

The americanisation of vulture.

'I asked Will if he wrote it. He said he wasn't sure.'

"Ok, Ok! The ball wasn't out!"

Shakespeare. Hamlet. Romeo and Juliet. "To be or not to be, that is the question". "We are such stuff …As dreams are made of …" "What's in a name? That which we call a rose by any other word would small as sweet." That Shakespeare guy had some neat sound bites.

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"Here's the deal, boys. We need to see a little more bickering. We're doing a Reality Show."

"I don't know whether to be mad that you had water this whole time or impressed with your commitment to the joke."

'Do you ever think about how we can reduce our global footprint?'

"Valet park only"

Illustrations of Shakespeare.

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

The Unhappy King

'Don't blame me -- You're the one who had to have more personal space!'

'The rivalry at the pony club is getting out of hand!'

"I'm sure he said to meet him near the cactus."

The wine-shop

Hamlet in the craft shop.

Oedipus

I Pagliacci

Speech

Tourist

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

"I told you not to touch it. I should've used your language and told you not to click on it."