Desert Lover Gifts

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.

Snake in desert: 'home, sweet home' Frog: 'kinda dry, isn't it?'

"What? No Vanilla?"

'Where coyotes get their howl.'

'Oy!...Did you spill my pint!?...'

'No thanks, today's a fasting day.'

'Snow...snow...'

'I asked for TWO more cameras-where are they?'

"A full stomach and a sunny spot: that, my boy, is the secret of happiness..."

All the other camels paid Edna alot more attention after she got her implants...

... And a porcupine on a prickly pear tree!

"While here, you'll have to try our food desert, too!"

'Dang it. Over done again.'

'And have you ever sat in the sun before?'

Cactus welcoming you to Arizona.

Man in a desert is holding a picture of a tap.

Fat angel eating halo like doughnut

'Oh wait, I've got a good one! I spy with my little eye.'

"Valet park only"

The americanisation of vulture.

"He's the strong, silent type."

'Fortunately I know how to make a napoles salad but it'll cost you 14.95.'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

"A ship!"

"Ahhh... close enough."

Tourists

(Camel paintings)

'Enlightenment isn't EITHER overrated!'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

'Echo Tourism'

'I really think we took a wrong turn.'

"It's not a good sign when cowboys start waving back to the cacti!"

Tourists in Egypt

Now I'm starting to get a little worried about this global warming thing.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."