Lover Of The Open Desert Gifts

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

The americanisation of vulture.

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

"Valet park only"

Mohammad's motors

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

'This is you, enlarged.'

Sand danger

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Distance to horizon varies.

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

Magazine stand in middle of the desert.

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

"..Not cloudy all day."

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Desert crawler following water

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Ship in a Bottle

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.