Lover Of The Open Desert Prints

"O.K., if you make this on, that means he'll call, and if you miss—you call him."

Tourists

"Yes, it's oil-paint: It's difficult to find water for watercolours around here..."

"Keep looking. She's here somewhere."

The americanisation of vulture.

Admit it. We have a drinking problem.

'Here was proof that Lawrence was indeed an Englishman."

"I learned ridin', I learned cowpokin' and I learned how to eat and sleep under the stars. But, dag nab it, I never learned any geology."

Mohammad's motors

"Valet park only"

An alien tries to hitch a lift at the side of the road

Sand danger

'This is you, enlarged.'

'The landscape is continually shifting Son, so you have to learn to navigate by the Sun and the stars...'

"Well. . . either it's sinking, or you got the measurements wrong. . .!"

Grim Reaper Snack Bar

Distance to horizon varies.

"Have you noticed any global warming?"

'Go on Darling, play in the soil-pit for a while...'

'Run really fast toward the cactus and then just stop. It freaks them out.'

'Worst stand trap ever!'

"I could have sworn Arizona was landlocked."

'Bottled water or other non-carbonated diet beverage!'

'I love it when it's windy and we do a Mexican wave!'

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'Father maybe gone some time.'

"Nothing wrong with your eyesight sir: must have been a mirage you saw..."

'Good news is that after two weeks buried in this desert, nobody will call us 'Paleface' anymore!'

"We live in the desert. What did you think I meant when I said it'd be a nice day to go boating?"

Desert crawler following water

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Ship in a Bottle

'Boy it's hot today!'

Cactus Uses An Umbrella When Raining.