Lover Of The Open Road Gifts

Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

Wrong Way.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Man on motorbike.

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Distance to horizon varies.

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Car party.

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Tedium Tours.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"You said you wanted an outdoor wedding just because it was romantic!"

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.