Open Road Admirer Gifts

Man on motorbike.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Rating the Sunset

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

"Yeah, I'm just here for winter break. I'm staying with my aunt Maria. She lives down the block."

Great wheel. Lousy frisbee.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Distance to horizon varies.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Car traffic.

'You're early!...'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

Poet Joyce Kilmer is struck with inspiration for his poem 'Trees'.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

Honk if you love Jesus - Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12 mi. ahead.