Open Road Admirer Mugs

Man on motorbike.

'I couldn't think of a science fair project so I just re-invented the wheel.'

Driverless cars rage.

'This is a nice car Mr...did you have it from new?'

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Ma'am! Stop spoiling the birds!"

Man helping a mini learner driver

'I'm afraid you'll have to buy a car, sir -- Braxton, here, accidentally sold your car to somebody else.'

Rating the Sunset

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

'Don't get me wrong. I like the hugs, but I could really use a kiss once in a while.'

'Would you do that noise that your car makes on more time...it's hilarious!'

"And this dashboard has all the electronic distractions grouped into one convenient confusion cluster."

'No, it doesn't have to snow for Santa to get here. He probably drives a big four-wheel-drive SUV ... '

"This new car is so smart, it wrote its own AUTObiography."

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

'Not bad idea! But no quit day job.'

'Boy, seven sneezes in a row, that's a record, Julie'

Distance to horizon varies.

Psychic: Palm reading, tarot, and lost and found.

Car traffic.

'With all the cars driven by little old ladies only to church on Sunday, you'd think the church would be completely full of little old ladies.'

'You're early!...'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Inventing the wheel, Inventing Valet parking

"It's the new series. It'll be on the road this spring."

"This is a loveable little motor, loves petrol, loves oil..."

"You haven't napped until you've napped on the hood of a '57 Chevy."

"It's weird...for some reason, all I could think about today was cars."

This tire comes with a one million mile warranty.

'We're ready, Tony, start your engine!'

The search for cranberries...

'This will be great for chase scenes.'