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Motorbike display team caught in traffic jam

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Man sees a sign on a door - Open At Other Side.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

Man on motorbike.

Wrong Way.

Distance to horizon varies.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

Tedium Tours.

Car party.

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

A fish attaching hook onto the fisherman.

Adopt a highway

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.