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"I heart the air in my hair!"

Honk if you love Jesus - Jesus Cruz's Bar & Grill 12 mi. ahead.

Man sees 'Route 66' has 'Kick Me' sign on back.

It is important to give your dog opportunities to play with people.

"It's official"..."It's a drought!"

'Let the creepy crawly hunt begin!'

Glastonbury. After.

A Good Batch.

Wildlife

"Where else in the world would you get such wonderful sunsets?"

"This is the perfect way to watch movies if you love mosquitoes and having a cold, wet butt."

'So what's it like riding in first class?'

You Are Here

'What the... MOM! This isn't deer! It's a yucky tourist again!!'

A treasure map shows you all the roads without tolls.

Squirrel Chasing a Dog

"Portrait of a Lady"

'I love your cardiovascular system!'

Gardener attacked by plants.

"You were right: I don't like water, but I do love snow!"

Support Group for a Good Problem

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

"I dunno, looks like a trap."

"I warned you not to use that club...now look, you struck oil!"

'You wouldn't happen to be sitting on my entry to the straightest runner bean competition?'

Things you don't want to see...(mountain goat falls past climbers).

Marshmallows

He is familiar with the silent swoop of the evening bat.

Surf Casting

"Thank god I bought my layers."

'I don't care if it's hot, I won't go in the water!'

'We might make more progress if we try working as a team.'

'Which one of you told Glurk to stretch before running?'

'Relax, it's just like riding a rollercoaster.'