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Distance to horizon varies.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Snow flake

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Butterflies

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Trail mix?"

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Golfing Accident

Pointing.

"Don't even think about it."

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

Man falls in water Title: 'Willis was always an overachiever.'

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

Rock - see you in a million years!

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

"With the current state of the world, it's heartwarming to see kids having good old-fashioned, innocent fun in the snow."