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Distance to horizon varies.

'So let me see if I've got it straight. It was a very large squirrel and your husband is a nut.'

Squirrels Stockpiling Mulling Spices for Winter

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Man painting over a 'You are here' sign.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Fly Football

"Now they're referring to us as ecology nuts."

'Yessir, Ben us fly fisherman answer to a higher calling.'

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.

Radar Gun Readings at Baseball Stadium

Snow flake

'Those bears are so cute I wish we could have brought them home.'

Butterflies

"I was sent down to the minors and from there to Europe, and one thing just led to another."

Famous Last Words: "Whew! Well, at least the worst is behind us."

Fish hunting for men.

Cat tries to reach a birdfeeder on stilts.

"Trail mix?"

Scenic Root: ants, bugs and worms using an exposed tree root as a scenic route.

'Give me your paw, Ben, please, give me your paw!'

'...Excuse me...Whoops, my fault!..Sorry!..You first...Pardon Me...Sorry...S'cuse me...Look out!...Pardon'

The Shed Mystery: 'Ah! There you are! Ok, that's enough...time to go ho...uh...wait...what the...?'

The Golfing Accident

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

Pointing.

Walkers

Rock - see you in a million years!

'Why would anyone order a pint of stoat?'

'You mean to tell me you forgot where you buried dinner?'

"It takes a few days for them to detox from screens."

'We can't go in... we've only one 'pair of trunks' between us!'

"Don't even think about it."