Open Road Dreamer T-Shirts

Imagine the Traffic

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"One year closer to college!"

Man Dreaming Of Australia.

Walkers

Better times ahead.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"Son, one day two hundred square feet of this city could be yours to rent."

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

"Don't these fools realize they're violating every principle of feng-shui?"

Eric Adams Caricature

Entering New York City - Check it out

The Electric Car

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Man on motorbike.

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

Tugboat pulls along a rubber duck.

Distance to horizon varies.

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

The grass is always greener.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"Don't even think about it."

"I always wanted to be nothing in the City."

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

New York Cab

"What do you like most about being a whale?"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Do you ever wonder if you could function in L.A.?"