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Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Cat fishing whilst fish fly overhead.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Better times ahead.

Jimmy had a very active imagination.

'It's exactly what I need to drive our only child to school at the end of the road.'

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

The Electric Car

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

The Road With No Vanishing Point.

'You would think that our agent could make better travel arrangements for us than this.'

"Apparently, my self-driving car doesn't like driving in the snow, because it took it upon itself to drive 1,200 miles to somewhere warm while I wasn't paying attention."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'It's what we were afraid of, Virgil. Someone's selling guns to the Indians.'

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Wishing well out of order - Try wishing upon a star.

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

4x4 at Four

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

An Autobahn with an automatic transmission control

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

'A new cash crop for Alabama'

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

It's The Highway For People Who Hate To Drive

"Wrinkles are the roadmap of a well lived life." "I think I've just found the M25."

Did Mitch Dream about his office in Barbados, or did he dream about Barbados in his office?

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

GOAT PATH

'To thumb a lift from this one mate, you must be tired of life!'

The Off-Roading Commuter