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"You and your, 'we've got a SUV, let's take the scenic back roads."

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

Manners And Customs Of Ye Englishe: A Pic-Nic

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'I hate snowboarders!'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Earth Reset Button.

'When I need to think better, I just step outside.'

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'

Bike Rides

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.