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"You and your, 'we've got a SUV, let's take the scenic back roads."

...the all-terrain skateboard.

'okay...where did you hide it?'

"Fresh pepper?"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"Well what does the GPS say?"

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Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

"Hey - Them too, huh?"

"After searching for the sun all night, it finally dawned on me..."

"What kind of sinker are you using?!"

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

"I'm not a total vegetarian, sometimes I like a bit of buffalo."

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

'Say, aren't those the same weeds that came up last year?'

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

I didn't realize our pitch had such a lovely view...

"Whatever happened to throwing Frisbees around?"

'So much for the great UNKNOWN campground.'

'This is no time to start wondering whether you turned off the oven!

"Hang on—I dropped my car keys."

Enjoying the fishing? Waiting for a bite. Ha! All you want is to spot the cute guy. For your information, I'm looking for fish! Really? My hook is baited I'm trolling. Hope you catch something! Me, too!

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

Bob suddenly felt uncertain about the journey which lay ahead.

'I hate snowboarders!'

The exciting new M-2000 Winnebagel / A Winnebago in the form of a Bagel.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

Earth Reset Button.

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

Bike Rides

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'They might be able to resist the candy, but no healthy child can walk by a freshly raked pile of leaves.'