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'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'

"The GPS works great, we have satellite TV installed, the Sirius stereo sounds fantastic and our every move is tracked by Qualcomm. But could you turn around? I left me iphone at the house. . ."

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Songs about Texas, next 1100 miles.

Kardiff.

Cash Machines From Across the Land

'Do you know the way to San Jose without breaking into a Bacharach number?'

Yes, That Was The Exit

I always play the GPS through the backseat speakers. That's were I'm used to receiving instructions.

'If the GPS has to tell you, 'No, we're not there yet' one more time...'

"No matter what, sleep when the bay sleeps."

GPS can still have a few bugs in the system.

Recalculating!

'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"That's you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP!"

Id/Ego/Superego.

You are now leaving Everything..."Well, now I've seen everything."

Vulture proclaims its love for highways.

Sometimes nature not only calls; she makes an emergency breakthrough.

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

Chris Froome

Distance to horizon varies.

Themeless Park - 1 Mile

Filling up.

"I know you hate being told what to do, but it's the GPS. That's its job."

"Left, right, left, then straight ahead."

"Is that you nomad's answer to everything...ROAD TRIP?"

Scenes from a Vacation

Val and Les could see a fork in the road but they weren't expecting a dip.

Getting the Christmas Tree Home.

Holiday Travel.

'You said you were going to put gas in the RV, and then come right back. You've been gone for a year. Care to explain?'

A series of Exit signs.

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

Satellite Navigation for children - "How many more miles is it?"