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'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

The incomplete Angler

'Is it organic?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

I'm going to tell you what I tell all my patients: Take more walks, get more sleep, and it wouldn't hurt to yell at the mail courier once in a while.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Wrong Way.

Man on motorbike.

What to do if the kids take away your car.

How to deal with weeds

Distance to horizon varies.

"After 40, the body has a mind of its own."

The back of the Taj Mahal.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

Tedium Tours.

4x4 at Four

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

'The Road Not Taken'

Mountain Bike tracks.

Nature girl.

Set Sail

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles