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'I think we lost track of time. Our wives put out a missing persons report out on us, and half the state is looking for us.'

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

"It seemed like miles to me!"

"You're not a police dog, and that's not a crime scene."

The incomplete Angler

'Is it organic?'

A Day in the Life of Squirrels

"Excuse me sir, is this the environment..?"

Wrong Way.

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

Man on motorbike.

How to deal with weeds

What to do if the kids take away your car.

Distance to horizon varies.

4x4 at Four

The back of the Taj Mahal.

Tedium Tours.

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

"Yes, we've been lost before, but never this lost."

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"It's so nice to be stressed about work outside for a change."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

Nature girl.

'The Road Not Taken'

Mountain Bike tracks.

Set Sail

"I took him time traveling. He really enjoyed the wild west."

"It was such a nice day, so I took spot for a three hour ride in the convertible."

Caution: Stuff and things next 4 miles

Mr. Punch cycling