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"I guess no car for me this Christmas either."

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

'According to this stop watch I'm not growing up fast enough.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Sometimes, time travel isn't such a good idea."

'I see a bright future, a transformation: Beauty, wings, elegance...'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"So...are you still saving up to buy a 1964 Chevy Impala now that Joey has one?"

"Baldo, you're smart, but you should study more. Don't you worry about your future?"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"Someday, God willing, they'll bring the stars down to our eye level so we don't have to strain our necks."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

"And then he said he wanted $50,000 for it."

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'I understand the school has a policy of promoting from within, so I'd like to be considered for your job when you retire.'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

Your Best Years/Your Uncertain Future

"Baldo, have you given any thought to your future?"

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"Josh, whatcha gonna be when you grow up? A doctor? A pharmacist? President?"

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'Michael and I are playing 'married.' I'm getting ready and he's sitting in the car beeping the horn.'

Child watching a rocket launch which reads 'war'.

"Baldo, having a car is a big commitment. You gotta get a job, you gotta save your money, you gotta dedicate your life to it."

'I can't wait to lave school - just think, no more mistakes for sixty years...'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'