Car Dreamer T-Shirts

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"One year closer to college!"

"All the car owners in this magazine have a nickname...Grampz...Volo...Chucky.... What's your nickname?"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Bob's Driving School.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"

"There you are...dreaming about cars again. A fancy new car is not the answer to everything!"

"I'm expecting a big win on the horses."

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"If only this wasn't a dream!"

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

'Congratulations, Mrs Morris! You just passed your driving test with flying colours!'

AGORAPHOBIC G.P.S.