Car Dreamer Prints

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

We can't approve your loan for a car...

"One year closer to college!"

"All the car owners in this magazine have a nickname...Grampz...Volo...Chucky.... What's your nickname?"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Road sign: "Good Start, but you've still got a ways to go."

Bob's Driving School.

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

An electric car drives along power cables.

"Not many people know it, but your car is a window to your soul."

"It's still in the testing stages, but our new flying car project looks promising.'

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

"Let me guess...you're not getting your dream car?"

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

'It said on your application that you only want to work long enough to buy a Ferrari 612 Scaglietti. For what we pay, that should only take 287 years.'

"Mr. Bermudez? I'm Mario Oldez, editor of Custom Cruiser Magazine. I'm here to take pictures of your car."

"Have you saved enough money to buy your car?"