Dream Car Dreamer Prints

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Altar Ego

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

My First Boat

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

How Will You Spend Your Extra $5 an Hour?

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'

'Is your dad laughing because you volunteered to pick up Grandma for Thanksgiving?'