Luxury Car Dreamer Prints

"it's not that hard! All I want is a decent car!"

"If only this wasn't a dream!"

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"I aways thought it would be stylish to live in a house with high ceilings."

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"I know by outward standard I'm successful, but a voice inside my head keeps saying, 'Where's your private plane?"

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

"It's from eBay! I won a cigarette lighter for a 1964 Chevy Impala. I make my dreams come true one bid at a time."

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

'This baby says you've arrived. A little late perhaps. Missed a turn, had to stop for directions, but eventually got there.'

"Good news, your yacht club membership has arrived!"

'I know I just started working here, but is there any way I could get a company car, a membership to a country club and use of the corporate jet? This would greatly enhance my performance in the mail room.'

'The New Year break really gives you a chance to have a fresh look at life...at what you're achieving with your limited time on this earth.'

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

"Someday, I'm gonna be valedictorian of my graduating class. Don't you want to be at the top of your class, Baldo?"

"We'd like to begin by boarding all passengers who feel impatient."

"Boy, first class sure looks good."

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'