Dream Car Dreamer Pillows

"Yeah, but building a custom lowrider can cost at least $20,00.

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

Lemonade - $500 A Glass! 'Yes, my prices high, but how else am I supposed to buy a Boulevart M109R? Certainly not on my allowance.'

Altar Ego

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

My First Boat

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

Man thinking about playing football and a convertible car

"I've just come back from a break in Tuscany...I was surrounded by the beauty of nature in the raw...it really made me question what I was doing with my life. I've got the money, the big car and grand house, but is that really enough? Isn't there more?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"J.J., mind if I float something past you?"

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."

"This can't be happening! I'm supposed to be a cool adult! At least I bet I have a cool car!"

Here we are, living the great American novel, and there's no one to write it down for us.

'The school counselor says I have well-developed motor skills. Will you bring me a car?'

"Don't even think about it."

"This job's really helping me buy my car...even if it's one piece at a time."

'When I first planned my retirement it was an ocean going 7 berth yacht with jacuzzi and helipad.'

"Look what I got! A 14K gold-played chain steering wheel! It only cost $169!"

'Trouble is that once you are old enough to afford one of these you're too old to get in and out of it!'

'Not my idea of an open top car'

'What can you possible see in this piece of junk?'

'It's from Inland Revenue. Apparently you forgot to declare our yacht.'

We can't approve your loan for a car...

'Why do we have to learn how to swim? If you'd look out for a better job we could buy a yacht!'

'I've got the outboard motor on lay-by!'