Classic Car Dreamer T-Shirts

'In fifty years, this car will be a classic and you'll get back five times what you paid for it!'

'The first thing I'm going to do when I get out of here is buy a brand new studebaker.'

"If I had a 1964 ragtop Impala, I would never need anything else!"

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

"One year closer to college!"

Bob's Driving School.

I'm looking forward tot he day we can afford some real statues for this place.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

"So...do you have a job now?"

Private Jet

Once upon a time and a half. Buick and the Beast.

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

"It's nice, but does it have a batcave?"

"It all started when I didn't grow up in a palatial estate."

"You bought a 1964 Chevy ragtop Impala?!"

"He has extremely advanced motor skills."

'Not till you're sixteen.'

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

'So Roger, how's your invention going?'

"This baby can take you from zero to cardiac arrest in 60 seconds!"

"Keep in mind it's only a concept at this point."

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

"Let's go! And you're still not getting a car."

"Remember when I told you rust might become a problem in the future?"

I'm 40! Oh. Well happy birthday. A lot of people wouldn't be happy about turning 40. But I'm thrilled! I've been looking forward to my midlife crisis for a long time. I've got it all planned. First I'm going to buy a sports car. Then I'm going to leave my family for someone half my age who really GETS me. Then we're going to embark on a road trip filled with booze, shoplifting and debauchery. Anyway, what's your most dangerous drink? I want something that says "I'm letting the tiger in me out to

"They're the closest I've come to owning a car!"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

Yes, well, when you're grown up and king, your castle can have an indoor heated moat.

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

'I was looking for something more passive-aggressive.'

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"

"Okay! I know! I'm proud that you have a job and you've set a goal to spend all your money...on a nice lowrider car."

"C'mon, Dad...did you really think you and your kids would agree on everything? I say 'yes'...you say 'no'...maybe father and son are just a little bit different!"

"We've found the problem. You folks don't own a car."