Classic Car Dreamers T-Shirts

"I used to love power, but now I'm more interested in mileage."

Sailor in Car.

'If he's only five years old, how come he knows the words to 'See the USA in your Chevrolet'?'

'A 50's vintage automobile...a billiards room. YOu, my firend, have got it all.'

'My old Nehru suit! And in a pocket there's still a bottle of aftershave lotion from the glove box of my '55 Nash Rambler.'

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'Mom, dad's toasting the new year with the car again!'

"It'll need a carburettor transplant, a right wing panel augmentation, and an engine oil transfusion... Maybe you should consider euthanasia."

"The major obstacle to your big dream...is your tiny wallet."

"There it is...the car of my dreams! It's the perfect match! The seat...the steering wheel...they just call my name! I'm not leaving here without it!"

"Ladies! Ladies! Do you wanna roll my Mercedes..."

'Let me look at that map...'

The British love of the Vintage Motor Car.

'Now can we start a family Nigel?'

A pivotal scene from 'Faust: The Road Movie.'

'Built in obsolescence: Mini with a wind up gramophone.'

'It's ok, sir, we'll put you in touch with one of our grief counselors.'

"Do you need an anthropomorphic car with a monkey chauffeur in the city? No. Do you want it? Definitely."

"When was the last time you started her up?"

"They don't build them like this any more. Heck, why would they?"

'No, I'm afraid I can't pass it. Even if you do promise to shout 'no breaks' as you drive along.'

"What's with the book of Sat-Nav pictures?"