Lover Of The Long Drive T-Shirts

'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

robot in car

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

Snooker.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Car party.

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

SOUTH OR BUST

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

Heart of America or Bypass

"Are we there yet?"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Distraction Next Exit: Almost there.

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Next lawyer 3 miles.