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'If it's still rolling, Ron, it's not lost.'

Road sign: 'No Passing Zone... This, too, shall pass.'

Kangaroo mom to child, 'We're not going anywhere until you buckle-up, young man.'

"My guess it's guacamole."

What are you looking for in a college? A strong environmental program. Ok. Pick 4 or 5 we could visit. I've got 3 days for the trip. There's one in Ohio. Can do. One in Maine, Iowa and California. You need a good geography program. Here's another one. Where's St. Paul?

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

"I think I know why they call it 'Happydale'!"

Speed enforced by tractor beam.

Mom and Dad Really Lose It - 1/4 Mile.

'Would you like a shake with your fries?'

Couple driving through a tunnel and coming out with a bear in their car.

"Can you believe it? A couple of page-turners, one affair, and, wham - it's Labor Day."

robot in car

Snooker.

Sinlge-white-male seeking single-female who enjoys, silence, long long walks, and scorpions.

"There's only me, but if you can wait till Thursday week, there's a bloke in the mail truck!"

"Walter had an attack of road rage in the driveway."

No Layoffs Next 200 Miles

Peak Oil - 'Are we there yet, Dad?'

Adopt a highway

Car party.

The Lonesome Highway - Next 30 Miles No Shoulder to cry on.

'If you're wondering why you're still in first gear, that was me you just shifted into third.'

"Thanks, you've been a great audience. I'm Jerry and I'm here all week."

'We've got to go back, Maurice; Barry forgot his teddy person.'

'Remember I said I bought the largest RV on the market? Well, it has a flat.'

Overloaded family car has door sign: 'Caution Falling Luggage'.

SOUTH OR BUST

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Hang on -- I'm going to make the jump to 90 m.p.h."

Wall.

Next lawyer 3 miles.

"Are we there yet?"

A meteorite falls on an vehicle in a 'Falling Rock Zone.'

Heart of America or Bypass