Off-road Lover Gifts

Big yellow sports utility vehicle.

...the all-terrain skateboard.

"Frank and Sheila finally get off the beaten path."

Actual Extent Of Doug's Off - Road Adventures (Touching the kerb)

Henrietta was never one to conform to society's labels. She preferred to think of herself as an 'off-Rhode lsland Red'...

'If you're not over-protective of your new SUV, then why on earth would you bring it way out here on our hunting trip?'

"An object of love that you can get inside, totally inside."

Roadrunner. Offroadrunner.

'A beaver wearing a mountie hat riding a moose! Still think we haven't crossed into Canada?'

"If you want to buy this, I'm afraid I'm going to need to see some justification."

'I still say it would be faster if we had a four-wheel drive.'

A car parked dreams of driving in the woods.

'Daddy-if we didn't have Mummy how would you know how to drive?'

The back of the Taj Mahal.

'I found a whole bunch of worms in the wheel wells!'

"Excuse me, pal, but is this the road less traveled?"

Rally Car with kangaroo attached to the front.

'Where the hell is my team ?'

4x4 at Four

Desert crawler rescued by truck that won't start.

"I heart the air in my hair!"

"Folks new to country living quickly learn to tell the difference between "gravel roads" and dirt roads"."

"Why not take her out for a spin? It'll blow your socks off!"

"Sometimes the best path depends on whether you have 4-wheel-drive."

Mountain Bike tracks.

'The Road Not Taken'

Heart of America or Bypass

'Ooh, we're going off-road!'

'I know you're thinking can I afford this.'

GOAT PATH

'It's an IQ test for the driver.'

Jeep

'I NEVER get stuck in the mud!'

Jump Stop

'Last Chance for a Nice Chat'